Friday, January 28, 2011

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

A young Mark Cuban


Dear Detlef and Gary,
Remember that one time the mavs had a young steve nash, dirk nowitzki, and mark cuban?


Pau for MVP

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

People said he soft and then he won 2 titles. People said he couldn't sing and then he won 2 grammys.


Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Chris Bosh injured

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Chris Bosh got injured and he'll be out for awhile.


Monday, January 24, 2011

The problem with the max contract

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Lebron seemed like a good investment at the time, but did the Heat doctors analyze his receding hairline before they signed him to such a long deal?

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Big Baby in bed

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Big Baby is just like us after all- we all like to lay in bed and watch dunks.


Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Shaq cuddles with Kwame Brown

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

See - not everyone thinks Kwame Brown is not fun to be around!

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Monday, January 17, 2011

Carmelo Update

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Did you guys hear the Carmelo news?? Look at the fish he caught!


Thursday, January 13, 2011

Blake Griffin's Reporting

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Speaking of Blake, he is a sound journalist too!

They'll be there for you

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

So Blake is fun, too.


Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Genie in a Bottle

Dear Gary and Detlef,
rub me the right way.


Swear Jar

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

What a good New Year's Resolution: no more swearing. Jerry Sloan needs to cut back or he's never gonna make it in the NBA.


Tuesday, January 11, 2011

A True American

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

DeShawn Stevenson has Abraham Lincoln tattooed on his throat. If you are racist I will attack you with the north.


Monday, January 10, 2011

Friday, January 7, 2011

Dear Gary and Detlef,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


The goofy "shake weights" Hedo Turkoglu dance

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Hedo got traded recently. He's doing better now, too. His secret to success? The shake-weight workout.


Thursday, January 6, 2011

Ross Geller

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Loyal AOFO follower Silk from Beantown passed along this gem. Reminds me of the Ross-from-Friends quote, "you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose."

(PS if any of our followers have suggestions, you can email us at Scalabrine44@aol.edu, and I've been waiting to quote Friends for a very long time)


Monday, January 3, 2011

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Jumbo Mutombo

Dear Gary and Detlef,
New years resolution: gotta stop eating so many JUMBO MUTOMBOS even if they are a great deal